Things that make you a Jerk Traveller:

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 You think getting a photo with an exotic animal is a good idea.

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You think the old “hold the monument” trick is genius.

(People who do this make me angry)

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 You go travelling and hey presto, you’re a Hare Krishna.

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 You think the selfie stick is one of the world’s greatest inventions.

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 You think that if you look all lost and pathetic someone will help you.

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 You take photos of locals without asking.

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You sneakily listen in on paid tour groups.

(look at that little sausage-man scrounging around the perimeter)

The only souvenir you have of each country is a scummy beer singlet.

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You always go for the cheesy jump shot.

 (And still mis-time it)

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You use a whoppıng great big tablet to take photos.

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You promise to email a photo to a fellow traveller but never do.

(Sorry Sam, haven’t got round to it yet)

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You think you’re brave for eating the same food locals eat every day.

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You think dressing like the locals makes you look worldly.

(it makes you look like an idiot)

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You climb all over hıstorıcal monuments for a photo.

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You think you tan. You don’t.

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You feel proud of yourself for giving a 20 cent tip.

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Going to India doesn’t suddenly make you all spiritual and shit. Jerk.

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You go to the luxury resort to use the pool but stay in the shit-hole down the road.

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You go half way ’round the world to eat the same junk you eat at home.

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Jerk Sandwich right there.

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You post photos just to make your mates jealous.

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You take random photos of small exotic children.

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You bargain to the death over 60 cents.

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You grow a beard to fit in with other jerk travellers.

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You get up for your luggage when the seatbelt lights are still on.

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You think you’re some type of messiah cos local kids flock to you.

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You pull the double thumbs up in front of ımportant landmarks.

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You pose inappropriately with locals.

 

Click below link to see the classic traveller’s dilemma:

https://twitter.com/JerkTraveller/status/613139249190141952

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